i am literally so cranky in the morning and if you say something to me i will kill you 3 times
OK SO I WAS IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM AND I OPENED A PAD AND A LITTLE GIRL IN THE STALL NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHY DOES SHE HAVE A SNACK”
English to Alex Turner Dictionary
- English: She was hot
- Alex Turner: If you were heat seeking, she was hard to ignore
- English: You don't look so good
- Alex Turner: You look like you've been for breakfeast at the heartbreak hotel and sat in the back booth by the pamphlets and the literature on how to loose.
Did you ever realize how much your body loves you? I mean its always trying to keep you alive. That’s all your body has to live for. Your body is making sure you breathe while you sleep, stopping cuts from bleeding, fixing broken bones, finding ways to beat the illnesses that might get you. Your body literally loves you so much. It’s time you start loving your body back.
*distant, restrained sobbing*
this is actually wonderful