i just want a boy to like me
no not that one
‘Nobody wants a real job anymore. Everyone wants to be Alexa Chung’
— Noel Fielding (via pale-afternoon)
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
